Description

Introducing the ultimate uniform for those of us proudly running the world sans offspring: the “Childfree Cat Lady for Kamala” tee. Crafted from super soft, 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt delivers the snarky charm of a David Sedaris essay right to your wardrobe.

Remember when JD Vance said the country is run by childless cat ladies? Well, this shirt is here to prove him right. With a classic fit and crew neckline, it’s versatile enough for any occasion – whether you’re rallying for your favorite VP or just herding cats at home.

Featuring:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: So soft, it feels like a feline nuzzling your neck.
• Classic Fit: Because style shouldn’t be compromised by a penchant for purring companions.
• Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, unlike JD Vance’s arguments.
• Pearlized Tear-Away Label: Comfort is key, especially when you’re busy taking over the world.
• Ethically Produced: From the cotton fields to your closet, this shirt is as responsible as it is rebellious.

Grab yours and wear it with pride – because running the country without kids is a full-time job, and someone’s gotta do it.