Description

Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric delivers all the comfort of a catnap in a sunbeam. The relaxed fit ensures you stay comfy whether you’re lounging around or lamenting life’s little annoyances.

Details:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft enough to make you purr with contentment.
• Medium Fabric (6.1 oz/yd²): Because durability is key when you’re loathing, languishing, or lamenting.
• Relaxed Fit: Ideal for those moments when you need space to roll your eyes or heave a dramatic sigh.
• Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforces your shirt so it lasts through countless existential crises.
• Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Ensures a consistent fit, no matter how many times you wear it while contemplating the futility of it all.
• No Side-Seams: Retains its tubular shape, much like your ability to curl up in a ball of despair.
• Ethically Made: Using 100% US cotton that’s grown and harvested responsibly – because your sarcasm shouldn’t come at the planet’s expense.

Available in a carefully curated selection of 16 snark-approved colors. Slip into this tee and wear your mood on your sleeve, literally. After all, if you’re going to loathe, languish, and lament, you might as well do it in style.